Jordan-Kyle.

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 

I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

(via thesexsationalspiderman)

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again.

(via awkwardrandy)

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

why is south korea nicer than north korea?

south korea has a seoul

(via thesexsationalspiderman)

jerkenglish:

apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world 

(via thesexsationalspiderman)

theinsufferablefan:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

(via thesexsationalspiderman)

(Source: frogmom, via thesexsationalspiderman)

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

(via thesexsationalspiderman)

cheerupsmelly:

reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you

(via thesexsationalspiderman)

cuntinentul:

can someone make this a bumper sticker

(Source: prom-night-dumpster-baby, via thesexsationalspiderman)

starkidinthestable:

meggannn:

toujourslemieux:

exoyeol:

suju15-4ever:

poopyjenkins:

tyraiko:

pricklylegs:

Look for the leopard..

I would die in the wild

Reblogging this for anyone who everyone who didn’t believe me when I told them the reason leopards have spots is for camoflauge

no fucking way is there a leopard in this picture.

holy fUCK THAT TOOK ME A WHILE TO SPOT BUT YEAH DUDE THERE IS A LEOPARD

I’ve scrolled past this so many times and thought it was a joke. I FINALLY FOUND THE LEOPARD.

i feel so proud of myself for spotting it immediately the first time around but when i looked back it took me like three minutes haha

I was like, bitch there ain’t no leopard here..
Then I saw it..

(via wthisamoxibox)

(Source: mmileyrcyrus, via beeejenny)

(Source: flowersgardenlove, via changedskin)

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

(via a-little-insane)

(Source: dwangelas, via agroned)

(Source: jormercado, via a-little-insane)