theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via brandonfandomer)

englishmajorinrepair:

*tries to sing chandelier*

*pterodactyl noises*

(via brandonfandomer)

luckyjak:

Tumblr, please stop sending me emails telling me what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I know what’s happening right now on Tumblr.

I never leave.

(via ruby-brown)

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english


This is a direct contradiction to the rules of contractions.

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

This is a direct contradiction to the rules of contractions.

(Source: dntdodrugs, via homosaurus-rex)

vvankinq:

i don’t remember this episode of that’s so raven

(via beeejenny)

ca-ca-canada:

thatfunnyblog:

cinematic masterpiece

most of this scene was improv too

(Source: cindehella, via letsbeseriousokay)

saminat:

sparky-and-sparkle:

queenkoi:

I’m about to ufcking piss

Twitter is fucking stupid.

My brother claimed he heard about this and he put his phone in the microwave. I thought he was joking but as he started to push buttons I realized the moron was serious. Quickly ran over and opened it, thank goodness!

(Source: iftadwascool, via arrows-nock)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(Source: measurers, via voldemorts--nose)

"Be careful who you vent to."

Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via itsthelesbiana)

(via letsbeseriousokay)