me: *sees ur message right away*
me: *doesnt respond right away so u dont think i was waiting*
me: *forgets to respond*

vinkunwildflowerqueen:

reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

Julie Andrews is the queen of everything

(Source: lejazzhot, via that-orange-gentleman)

profanities:

clareer:

doctorinternet:

lipstickndynamite:

One of the best mom moments in TV history. I wish more parents knew how important it is to validate their children’s feelings.

What this is so beautiful

Marge tried real fucking hard sometimes.

Marge tried real fucking hard all the time

(Source: forgofamilyforgofriendsx, via corsant)

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years

5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

(via ladymills)

sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

(via totallyatomic)

artfullyaudacious:

steampoweredcupcake:


Welcome to Aunt Valerie
via SailorPtah on DeviantArt
Part of the Family Reunion premise.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEAD CANON OF ALL TIME
CARLOS 

YES

artfullyaudacious:

steampoweredcupcake:

Welcome to Aunt Valerie

via SailorPtah on DeviantArt

Part of the Family Reunion premise.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE HEAD CANON OF ALL TIME

CARLOS

YES

(Source: turnitonandhide, via csokachild)

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

image

image

(via a-sailor-has-my-heart)

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(Source: teenagenicks, via keep-on-dancing-bitches)